Just when you thought we were all out of the woods as far as genitalia-themed products were concerned, along come 'vagina slippers'.
Seriously, there's something weird going on in 2017.
So it probably shouldn't be a surprise to discover that some enterprising soul has been inspired to create... vagina slippers.
No, they're not a fluffy little slip-on for your nether region – not even sure how that would work, to be honest. These go on your feet, and they're decorated by larger-than-life (we hope) vulvas.
Because obviously when you're cruising around the house in your loungewear, you want to have two enormous, pink vaginas staring at you from ground-level. Of course.
Sold on online craft marketplace Etsy, the socks are "knitted with care in a nonsmoking home" and "100% homemade", according to the seller, "HappyUnderwearGifts".
If you feel like saving on postage, they'll pair beautifully with the same seller's penis slippers. Divvy them up and have one of each for you and a friend!
Or how about a gorgeous, tasteful crocheted "boobs scarf"?
Look, at least they're not vajazzled.
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