As reports continue to circulate that Kate Hudson and recently separated Brad Pitt are dating, her older brother has come out with a tongue-in-cheek Instagram post directly addressing the rumour.
Oliver Hudson, 40, is clearly getting a massive kick out of the public fascination with his sister's relationship status.
Posting a pic of a recent Star magazine cover, featuring Kate and Brad as the main story, Oliver wrote a hilariously longwinded, expletive-laden post to accompany the image.
"Yeah and it's been hell!!," he wrote. "He's messy as shit! He drinks out of the f**king carton and leaves the door open when he's taking a dump!! And this is when he's at MY house!!! He's already calling me brother and has driven a wedge between myself and my real brother Wyatt who now won't speak to me.. he insists my kids call him uncle B and lost my youngest at the Santa Monica pier for 2 days.. thank god for amber alert.."
Even funnier, the post goes on to say that Oliver and Kate's mother, Goldie Hawn, 71, has been flirting nonstop with the Hollywood heartthrob.
"My mom's overtly flirting with him! Shes wearing these little nighties around the house now?! But ALL DAY!! Like at 3pm!" Oliver wrote. "And Pa just keeps saying "All right!! It's Brad Pitt!!" Anyway not going well.. so BP.. it's time to move out man.. I need my life back dog.. I'll smoke one more bowl and then get the f*ck out.. we thank you.. oh and I found your medical bracelet so I'll get that back to you.. ok.."