Robbie Williams shocks Anna Kendrick with STD story

Ew, too much!

Robbie Williams knows how to ramp up the shock factor.

The singer told a TMI story on The Graham Norton Show while appearing on the episode alongside Anna Kendrick, Justin Timberlake and Daniel Radcliffe.

When he was asked: "What's the maddest thing a fan has given you?", the Rudebox singer quipped, "Herpes."

"I can't believe I'm telling this but I will. Back in the day, I was renting a castle, that's my life," he said.

"We were renting to rehearse in for a tour. I was in this big room, I had gone to sleep, I woke up and I was lying in my bed and I was cognisant and I was awake but I hadn't opened my eyes yet.

"I was getting more and more confused because I could swear there was somebody in my room and I could swear that they were sort of tidying up or cleaning or something. I open my eyes and there was a lady at the end of my bed. She could have been anywhere from 28 to 58.

"I was like, 'wow, this situation is really odd'. But you just woke up, so you don't really know what's going on. She looks at me, I look at her and I went 'Alright,' she went 'Alright'."

And here's where the details really start to get dirty.

"She went, 'Have you got morning glory?'" Robbie, 42, said, a British colloquialism for an erection. "This was back in the day when I used to have morning glory. I was like, 'Yeah.' She says, 'I'll wank you off'."

Poor Anna's reaction was of pure astonishment, but that didn't stop Robbie from continuing.

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"She does the dirty deed and it's confusing and I felt defiled and off she went on her merry way," he continued.

"That night, I was with the lady who ran the castle and said, 'Your cleaner's weird.' She said, 'We don't have cleaners on Wednesday' It was just somebody who had walked in off the street with a feather duster, come up and gave me a hand job and then left!

"That's the best thing, we can all go home now, that's the best story of the day," Harry Potter star Daniel joked afterwards.

There. are. no. words!

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