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So Megan and Tiff just teased a three-way with The Bachelorette's Rhys
What is this, The Bachelor fan fiction?!
In the kind of plot line you couldn't make up, reality worlds combined when The Bachelors Megan Marx and The Bachelorettes Rhys Chilton started talking dirty on Instagram.
Yep. And now we all need a cold shower, or a bucket.
The flirt-fest started when Rhys, 29, took to Instagram to show off his "wrestling with bae" snap with co-Bachie Tommy Saggus - a clear rip of a shot Megan and rumoured lady love Tiffany Scalon previously uploaded.
“I fear you'd get left out in that situation... you may just have to watch?” wrote Megan.
To which Rhys replied with a nod to Megan's love of Nutella: “I’m totally up for making a 3way between you, me and an oversize tub of Nutella!
“You do that bath tub full of Nutella thing and I’ll lick you clean…spotless.”
The Bachelor babe then replied: “This is killing me. GAME ON BITCHES.”
Which made us think, nooo, she can’t seriously be into this guy right? Maybe he wrote her one of his lame-o poems?
Or are we having flashbacks to when Bachelor Richie thought a chocolate bath with Alex would be sexy and not just a recipe for a bad infection, erm, down there.
But then things got super X-rated when Rhys turned the friendly three-way choco banter into a full-blown foursome.
“It’ll literally be a four way…train style. I bags middle seat," wrote Megan.
What is this? We can’t even...
But then Rhys clearly freaked out, writing, “4 way?
“I always have @tommy_saggus as a fall back but… you’d look better in Nutella… just Nutella.”
Is it getting hot in here?
He continued: “Half the effort, twice the fun! #winning.”
But then he goes back to the threesome idea…
“Hey I’m down,” he wrote. “Ever since you and @tiffany_janes became a 2-for-1 deal I was sold.”
To which Megs responds: “Dude, we might be a two for one deal, but our sexual energy is on par with four teenage boys. Hope you’re fit.”
Burn!
“Honey it’s a race,” Rhys quipped back. “And as soon as I‘m done I’m gonna fetch a nice big tub of Nutella and start the real love makin!
“I mean you’re great, sexy and all… but I need something more!”
Gross. Why did they have to bring our fave hazelnut-infused chocolate spread into this?
Then, after various words are exchanged over who liked Nutella first, Megan shuts the whole thing down.
“Due to distance you’ll have to tag team Tommy and the Nutella without me and my lady,” she wrote. “Until next time Hansel.”
But Rhysy boy was persistent and tried to lure Megan in with some freebies from his mates at Virgin Australia.
“I think you’re almost worth the travel,” he replied. “Maybe my friends at @virginaustralia could put you and I in the same city for a night…or five. See what happens…”
What has Instagram become? Tinder for former reality TV stars?!
Either way, we’d watch a show about the sexual conquests of former Bachie babes, sponsored by Nutella.
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