US Bachelorette Rachel Lindsay is about to embark on her journey to find love, but she might want to look a little more closely at her potential suitors before deciding on a life partner.
The profiles of her would-be lovers have hit the internet and boy, they are something.
First off is 31-year-old Senior Inventory Analyst, Diggy, who was asked to share a "fun" story about a one night stand. His answer?
"I spent all day with this girl and she ended up coming home with me and we had sex. She then received a text saying her brother was missing, so I played asleep so I didn't have to help!"
Yes, you read that correctly. Diggy pretended to be asleep to avoid joining the search party.
His answer also leaves us with a lot of questions. Was the brother ever found? Was he okay? Is he still alive? Was pretending to be asleep really your first response to deal with a missing person?
Next up is 29-year-old Grant who opted for the TMI style of answer instead of playing it cool, or maybe thinking of an alternate answer.
"What is your most embarrassing moment? I once had a stomach bug in Peru and had to defecate in a cut-open 2-litre Coke bottle in the back of a tour bus.”
Ah yes, so many love stories have started with a potential soul mate using the word "defecate".
Meanwhile, Jamey, 32, admits he doesn't have a five-year plan because he's "trying to not make plans in life", but also has a rather unsettling answer that reveals A LOT about his friendship group.
"Describe your best friend of the opposite sex and why she deserves that title: I do not have female friends.”
Alrighty then Jamey, alrighty then. Maybe Rachel will be the first lucky female friend of Jamey's!
However it's 31-year-old Jonathan who seems to be pick of the bunch, listing his occupation as "Tickle Monster".
That's right: "Occupation: Tickle Monster".
What does this mean Jonathan? Are you a puppeteer on Sesame Street? Are you related to the Cookie Monster by any chance? Should Rachel be worried that you'll transform into your monster-self at any given moment?
If the show is as amusing as Rachel's potential soul mates then we are definitely tuning in!