Just because celebrities have some of the best bodies in the world, doesn't necessarily qualify them to teach us how to get great bodies. We've taken a look at the most shameless celebrity workout videos, seriously, some people will do anything for money...
Carmen Electra’s Aerobic Striptease in the Bedroom
Carmen begins the video by saying: “Thank you so much for bringing me into your bedroom…let me tell you that these moves will get you or anyone else lucky enough to be watching in the mood…So get ready and close your blinds! Or keep them open if you dare…” It starts out innocently enough with plie squats but soon moves on to more…adult moves.
Sexy Abs with Kelly Rowland and Hollywood Trainer Jeanette Jenkins
“Are you guys ready to have fun out there? Then let’s do it, it’s time for Sexy Abs!” Kelly tries reeeally hard to show that she’s having fun doing her ab training with constant wooing and encouraging but actually really annoying “Come on, you can do it! Sexy abs!” And she does all this without breaking a sweat!
The Situation Workout
Yes, we get it, the Situation has got great abs, but did that really mean that he had to make his own video to prove it?! Actually, this video looks like it would be kind of hard, but still, is it necessary?
The Girls of the Playboy Mansion’s Girl Next Door
Surprisingly, Kendra Wilkonsin, Bridget Marquardt and Holly Madison actually do workouts that could actually benefit viewers! The girls go through punching, squats, arm workouts, and abs. Probably one of the better ones we’ve seen so far!
Zsa Zsa Gabor’s It’s Simple Darling
Zsa Zsa says in the intro to her video: “By doing my video at least three times a veek, you vill feel see and feel a difference. Not to mention, you will drive your man craaazy!” Her co-stars in the video are two super muscular hunks in unitards! She goes on to say that you must workout in order to look good naked, but if we’re being honest, doing her tape isn’t going to have much affect considering how little effort is needed to do the moves (when one of the pieces of equipment is a chair, what do you expect?)! She does however, make a lot of effort to make references to sex throughout the whole video!
Heather Locklear’s Your Personal Workout
Oh wow, Heather, what is going on with that outfit? We would have watched this tape just to see your crazy workout clothes, forget about the workout! And the poor guy in the background who’s wearing blue tights, what’s that about?!
Kim Kardashian’s Butt Blasting Cardio Step
Surprisingly, Kim’s workout is actually kind of fast paced, but her narration over the top is super annoying, “Ok now chachacha and ‘woo!’ with us now!” Trust Kim to take advantage of the opportunity to do an exercise video, but why would she wear that weird unitard with knee high sneakers?!
Mel B’s Totally Fit
Not really sure what the point of wearing a sports bra is when you’re not really covering your boobs Mel B! Before Scary Spice needed to enlist the help of Jenny Craig, she had one of the best bodies in the industry, and like everyone else, she shamelessly created a workout video. We’re sure that it must have been hard work, but did you really need all that fake sweat Mel?
Alyssa Milano’s Teen Steam Workout Video
This video starts with two of Alyssa’s friends ringing her up with their problems, she of course doesn’t have any, but tells her friends that they should come over so they can “work out” their problems together. It actually looks like something that Alyssa and her friends could have easily made themselves considering how many times they make little mistakes and continue to giggle throughout the whole video. Definitely not something we would have been likely to do with our friends…
LaToya Jackson’s Step Up
“I really feel that being fit is critical to success in the entertainment industry. It takes hard work and dedication to stay that way.” OK, thanks for that LaToya, now I feel like maybe I too could make it in the entertainment industry if I work really hard and stay fit! LaToya has some serious issues when it comes to reading off the autocue and actually sounding animated at the same time, resulting in an exercise video that’s more likely to put you to sleep!
OJ Simpson’s Minimum Maintenance for Men
One of the weirder ones, this one shows OJ pretending to be puffed out by going for a walk, sitting at his desk in a suit and stretching, playing golf and giving away his secrets for de-stressing – we bet that these de-stressing tips helped him with his anger issues…
Regis Philbin’s My Personal Workout
We highly doubt that anyone has ever thought to themselves, “Hmm I wonder what Regis Philbin’s personal workout is?” The whole beginning of the video is him working out in random NYC locations such as Times Square, Central Park and random streets. It then finishes with him in a studio with an exercise mat looking like he means business but it’s really just him saying goodbye! Very weird and unnecessary…
CherFitness Body Confidence
We know that back in the 90s the outfits were a bit crazier, but did Cher really feel the need to wear what looked like something she would wear onstage while exercising?! But hey at least the people doing the workout with her loved it, they couldn’t stop raving about Cher and how great she is…
George Foreman’s Walk it Off
Not quite sure what made George feel like making a workout video, especially one that’s focussed on walking – can’t people just do that on their own? Thankfully he does throw in a few squats and such, but really this was just making a workout video for the sake of making a workout video, most people wouldn’t need to watch this one to know. The best part about this video though, was the fact that they included people of all shapes and sizes and of all ages as well – pretty sure we saw a grandma in there! But all in all, definitely not a necessary addition to the thousands of other workout videos there are!