This restaurant has created a genius menu for cranky kids

They’re the infuriating catchphrases kids throw out when you ask them what they want to eat.

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“I don’t care”, “I’m not hungry” and “I don’t know”.

Now a Reddit user has stumbled across a restaurant that’s decided to decipher kid speak into dishes, much to the relief of hangry parents everywhere.

User nabced snapped a shot of the kids menu at his local deli with their dish names meaning no matter what your surly child comes back with, they’re guaranteed to get a meal.

So they don’t want that? Well, that means they actually want fish sticks and French fries.

Or they’re not that hungry? A grilled cheese sandwich with chips coming right up.

We’re surprised someone hasn’t thought of this earlier!

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