Gaz blasts sex with Vicky 'Like sha**ing a surfboard!'

Carly Williams
Yahoo7 Entertainment

Geordie shore's Gaz Beadle did not hold back when he slammed Vicky Pattison in a column - taking a swipe at her sex life.

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Gaz, who reckons he's slept with over 1000 women, said sleeping with Vicky was "like sha**ing a surfboard" and also had a go at her "squeaky-clean" image after she criticised ex-fiancee Stephen Bear's blossoming romance with Lillie Lexie Gregg (who used to date Gaz!)

He wrote in his column for the Daily Star: "I know V loves her squeaky-clean pretend image, but we all know that isn't the real her.

Vicky and Gaz in happier times. Photo: Getty

"Let's clear one thing up, I'm sure when Vicky was with Bear she was also seeing other lads at the same time. Did Bear moan and complain? No. He just cracked on with his little Twitter grafts."

Gaz added: "To be fair, have you ever seen Ms P having sex on TV? It's like watching someone s*** a surfboard.

Gaz Beadle. Photo: Getty

"Saint Vicky, Chloe Sims, and the rest of the celebrity judging panel need to take a look through their own bed sheets before airing everyone else's dirty laundry."

"Let's not forget, Vicky's actually had sex nearly as many times as me on TV."

Gaz and Lillie Lexie Gregg. Photo: Getty


Vicky hit back with a simple Instagram post wishing her former co-star the best as she wrote: "Bitterness and resentment only hurt one one person, and it's not the person you're resenting... It's you."

Vicky took the high road. Photo: Instagram

Poor form, Gaz!