Graphic details in Stormy Daniels' new book horrify the Internet
Move over, Omarosa. Stormy Daniels has a Trump tell-all of her own, and she’s sparing no details about their alleged affair — whether the world likes it or not.
The Guardian has obtained a preview copy of Full Disclosure, the book Daniels (real name: Stephanie Clifford) has written about her involvement with Donald Trump.
Trump has, of course, denied the relationship, but admitted to giving his former attorney Michael Cohen money to pay her.
According to the Guardian, Daniels says she slept with Trump after a celebrity golf tournament in Lake Tahoe, in California, where he was wearing a red baseball cap reminiscent of the MAGA headgear he’d later make famous.
Now the adult film star and exotic dancer is sharing more intimate details about the now-president’s anatomy — and they’re quite graphic.
“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting f***ed by a guy with Yeti [pubic hair] and a d*** like the mushroom character in Mario Kart [the Nintendo video game],” she writes, describing him as “smaller than average” but not “freakishly small.”
“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion,” she adds.
While the world awaits an explosive POTUS tweetstorm in response, others have been quick to share their reactions on social media.
me waiting for the rest of the US to wake up to see why mario kart is trending pic.twitter.com/ycKvcEcutB
— David Mack (@davidmackau) September 18, 2018
Goddammit why did I check to see why “Mario Kart” was trending
— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) September 18, 2018
I'm getting off this site before some film Twitter genius comes up with a mushroom meme that combines Mario Bros and Phantom Thread
— 32 across (@aoscott) September 18, 2018
Others have said Daniels shouldn’t be revealing such “sick” details about a sitting president, but the 39-year-old will not be shamed.
Thank you for helping promote my book! Xoxo https://t.co/THvNJQA6WE
— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) September 17, 2018
Full Disclosure is set to be released on October 2.
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