Stranger leaves insanely rude note

Is there anything worse than coming back to your car only to find a bit of paper wedged in under the windscreen wiper?

It's never going to be good news, is it? Your options are pretty much just 'parking ticket', 'annoying flyer' or 'note explaining why there's a scratch on your door'.

Or then, there's the nuclear option.

A redditor found a note on their windshield so long and complicated, so rude and aggressive, that it may have broken some kind of world record for Worst Note Ever.

"PLEASE DON'T BE A SPACE HOG," the note read. Ok, that's a little shouty but otherwise not too bad.

"SHOW SOME COURTESY TO EVERYONE ELSE TRYING TO PARK ON THIS STREET TOO!"

Again, the caps lock makes it more aggressive than it really needs to be right out of the gate, but we get it, you feel strongly about this issue.

But then it goes a little strange. Three paragraphs' worth of in-depth 'rules' explaining exactly how the car owner should have parked. Mentioning the driver's exact type of car, which indicates this wasn't just a note that they had a stack of lying around.

This A4 page wall of text was written specifically for this car and this situation.

And then there's some more caps lock. Some very, very rude caps lock.

"GET THE F' OUT OF YOUR CAR AND LOOK TO SEE HOW MUCH SPACE YOU'RE TAKING UP," the note said. "IF IT IS AS WIDE AS YOUR A', IT IS TOO MUCH. Get back in your dinky little car and fix up your p''''-poor parking job."

The note goes on (and on), but you get the idea. It gets actively threatening and abusive. The madness escalates.

Some people need to learn to take a deep breath and calm down.

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