How Many Of These Surprisingly Dirty Things Do You Do?

We humans think we’re the cream of the crop when it comes to cleanliness.

We’re pedantic about stepping in dirt, funny about food on our hands and feel gross when our hair is greasy.

But despite all our efforts trying to keep ourselves spotless, little do most of us know how dirty we really are,

Have you come home from a long day at work and popped your feet up on the couch with your shoes still on? Oh yeah, I know the feeling.

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Do you type on a keyboard? Uh yeah, like every day…

Do you sleep in a bed? Are you serious?

Well then i’m sorry to break it to you - you’re a filthy, filthy human being!

Did you know, the cutting board you use to chop your lean green veggies is dirtier than a toilet seat?

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Don’t even bother wiping your hands or drying your body after a shower, nor scrubbing that dead skin off with your shower scrubber. Ew!

Oh and you might as well go to bed without brushing your teeth too… you don’t even want to know how much bacteria lurks on your toothbrush.

Whatever you do, don't shake your boss's hand and god forbid you touch the money you’ve worked so hard to earn… it’s disgusting!

But don’t worry about what the video says about kissing your dog, it’s a lie! It’s totally sanitary and acceptable.