Mummy blogger Constance Hall marries in secret ceremony

Constance Hall has married her boyfriend Denim Cooke in a secret ceremony at Karriview Lodge in WA's Margaret River wine region.

"From the bottom of my heart. I've never been this happy in my life," she said in a Facebook post.

On Friday, Constance posted a photo of herself and Denim to Facebook, accompanied by a lengthy explanation of what was to come.

"Tomorrow I marry this guy," she wrote. "I've eaten a whole jar of Cadbury Almonds for the nerves."

The next day, wearing a custom-made white tutu, she and Denim tied the knot. The groom paired chinos with a black felt hat.

Constance Hall has wed her boyfriend Denim Cooke. Source: Facebook/Constance Hall
Constance Hall has wed her boyfriend Denim Cooke. Source: Facebook/Constance Hall

The mummy blogger also confessed that pre-marital fighting almost nixed the nuptials.

"Of course the wedding almost didn't happen, for the first time we fought all week," she wrote.

"A combination of stress and me pushing him to be more of a talker when he just wants a moment to think and him possibly having a realisation that he's about to marry a pregnant chick with four small kids who blogs and writes books about every detail of her relationship to the world."

The happy event come after a whirlwind romance, with the pair falling in love in 2017 after the end of her previous husband of six years and father to her four children, Bill Mahon.

Constance and Denim are expecting their first child together in June.

Constance and Denim got together in 2017 and are expecting their first child. Source: Facebook/Constance Hall
Constance and Denim got together in 2017 and are expecting their first child. Source: Facebook/Constance Hall

On Wednesday, Constance posted a plea to her fans for advice on de-bloating for a wedding.

Constance Hall asked her fans for help with facial bloating. Source: Constance Hall
Constance Hall asked her fans for help with facial bloating. Source: Constance Hall

In the Facebook post, Constance described the struggles of attempting to combine two families.

"I'm not your typical trophy wife. And I'm not for everyone, but hey neither is he," she wrote.

"Blending families is really tough. You favour your kids, they favour theirs, you favour theirs and they favour theirs, so you resent that and you go back to favouring yours all while looking for the perfect equal, just wanting things to work.

"If either of you say anything that could be perceived as negative about the others kids you turn into a fierce protective bitch, you can't help it, its instinctual.

"But you keep going, growing, letting your tolerance take over, teaching your kids the lessons they need to learn to be part of a blended family. Learning what is needed of you as a step parent and for us it was to take the whole parent part out of the roles.

"Neither of our kids were looking for new mums or dads, just friendship and another adult that wants to do stuff with them, can be there for them and to have fun with. That's all they need.

"And most importantly remembering that we are the team.

"Me and Denzy, we are the ones who brought this chaotic glorious mess together, we are the glue, our time together and happiness is so imperative to it all making sense.

"Relationships with kids involved are bloody hard work, but the rewards are even more intense then meeting and marrying the person of your dreams.

We are not for everyone, but definitely for each other."

Constance also promised copious wedding photos to be shared with her some 1.1 million Facebook followers.

"Of course there will be plenty of filming and photos so we can share our love with you guys who have supported us so much this year," she wrote.


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