Woman’s hilarious rooster rant goes viral

Is there anything worse than not being able to hit snooze on your alarm clock when you want to sleep in?

There you are, all wrapped up in your cosy bed with no need to get up and face the world just yet – but your alarm won’t stop, and just keeps going and going until you have absolutely no chance of going back to sleep.

Well that’s the situation Denell McCaul finds herself in, only the problem isn’t an alarm clock, but her pet rooster. And his incessant cock-a-doodle-dooing is just the tip of the iceberg.

Exasperated, she took to Facebook to post this eye-wateringly funny ad offering up her pet for anyone willing to take it.

“FREE to good home. Well, any home really. At this point I don't give a sh*t what kind of home this inconsiderate jerk goes to: A**HOLE ROOSTER,” she writes.

“He's the perfect rooster if your alarm is broken and you need to be awake at 5:30 a.m. That is his only setting, 5:30.

“He is also a perfect rooster if you want to start running... around your yard... while you're trying to get away from him,” Denell explains.

“He no longer goes after me as he is also an instructor of interpretive dance. Or at least that's what I imagine it looked like as I went after him flapping my arms, jumping up and down, kicking at him, yelling and screaming, and swinging a mop in his direction.”

Her post has had a huge response on Facebook, with over 73K shares and 36K comments. Check out the whole thing below for some more side-splitting lols!

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