12 ways to kill a date in 10 seconds

Andie Anderson has already schooled us on exactly how to lose a guy in 10 days (our personal faves included gifting a ‘love fern’ and nicknaming his manhood Princess Sophia).

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But, with the impressive man-repelling moves she managed to pull off, it's pretty hard to imagine what else one could possibly say/do to kill a budding relationship even sooner. Luckily – for our entertainment – a bunch of Redditors have compiled a whole lot of sentences that are bound to have your new mate fleeing for the door faster than you can say, “I own ten cat babies”.

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Side note: These are practically guaranteed foolproof ways to shake your next dud Tinder date.

1. "And that's why I became a Scientologist."

2. "I admire you being this brave about your curves."

3. "Well, my last boyfriend/girlfriend..."

4. "Our kids will be so cute!"

5. "Hold on, my girlfriend is calling."

6. “I looked up our astrology signs, we’re totally compatible.”

7. "Why don't you wear make up? You'd actually be pretty if you did."

8. "You remind me of my cat."

9. "I left my wallet at home."

10. "Are you sure you want to order that? Maybe you should get the salad."

11. "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

12. "It's not that I don't like you, it's just that my girlfriend wouldn't like you."

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