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Mel Greig: 'How to lose a girl in 10 texts'

Confession: I started typing and was originally going to write this article on "How to lose a GUY in 10 texts" but we already know how that happens...

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We kind of wear our hearts on our sleeves and after a few wines, accidentally tell the guy exactly what we think, how we feel, and basically what we want.

Want a textbook romance? Steer clear of sending these messages, boys. Photo: Instagram/melgreigradio
Want a textbook romance? Steer clear of sending these messages, boys. Photo: Instagram/melgreigradio

Sometimes this happens after one date, or during an online relationship that hasn’t even stemmed into real life yet. #guilty #imtheworstoffender #iblamethewine #meh

But how is either side able to communicate what they feel and understand what’s going on when it’s all done through writing, pictures and emojis?

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I mean sometimes it’s obvious and #gameon when you send the eggplant emoji and a meeting point, but it’s getting tough out there. Gone are the days of picking up the phone for a chat.

We now rely on social media and texting to message each other and unfortunately things can be misread or mistakes made.

Dating guru Mel shares her tips for winning at the texting game. Photo: Instagram/melgreigradio
Dating guru Mel shares her tips for winning at the texting game. Photo: Instagram/melgreigradio

So, let’s turn the tables ladies.

After some thorough research amongst girlfriends and from personal encounters I have compiled the top 10 messages that you should NOT send a love interest - EVER.

Please note that these guys vary from age 25 to 40 but as I type these out I’m sure the mentality of a couple are closer to 18.

A few of these messages are from Tinder communication (not mine, I lasted 5 mins on there)

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NEVER TEXT US THIS:

1. If you don’t send me a tit pic I won’t be interested anymore.

2. Are you going to be one of those lazy stay-at-home mums or are you going to work when you have children?

3. The girl in my profile pic is just a friend, we are heaps close which is why it looks like we are kissing.

4. How many guys have you had sex with?

5. For our first date, how about you just come over to my house and we can play Xbox or watch a movie?

6. I’m out with my mates, don’t text me.

7. What size are you?

8. Keen to suck my d@#k?

9. I’m still in love with my ex. I don’t want a relationship right now.

10. How much do you earn?

I have no words. Just please light a candle for all the single ladies out there and pray for us. #phonesoutforthegirls

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