Mel Greig: My naughty little sex secret

We all have our naughty little secrets, but it was only when my friend Sarah* was over at my place for a mid-week lunch and gossip session that I got to really learn about what other women get up (and off) to.

Sarah told me about her guilty pleasure, and it was all about a website created for women to get exactly what they want.

Remember those Choose Your Own Adventure books from your childhood where you could go exactly where your mind wanted to go, and had options? Well, this is it for adults.

If you're looking for something to spice up your sex life, this could be it. Photo: Supplied
If you're looking for something to spice up your sex life, this could be it. Photo: Supplied

I’ve had a few partners that have tried to get me into watching adult movies, but the unnecessary pounding and moaning really wasn’t doing it for me. Let’s not even talk about the pirate porn I watched where the pirate wanted the lucky lady to walk his ‘plank’.

I mean where is the sensuality? The storyline? Those real touches (as real as they can be) and the build up? Five minutes into these old school adult films and the big hairy bushes and moustaches were on display, and the remainder 55 minutes were like watching a tennis match with the unnecessary grunting.

Women need imagination and they want the moment to feel real. We want to be in that moment mentally in order to enjoy it physically.

Want a more relatable option to porn? This might be it. Photo: Instagram/melgreigradio
Want a more relatable option to porn? This might be it. Photo: Instagram/melgreigradio

This is where Sarah’s naughty little secret comes in.

She found a website called XConfessions where you can write in with your fantasy, and the popular ones will become reality. They get turned into short erotic films, and my god, they are good.

We watched one together (so not weird) and the tattooed Irish guy was just everything with his gentle touch and long lingering kisses. Sorry if this is sounding very 50 Shades of Grey but it was just all the feels.

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There are some that are an acquired taste though such as Dirty Feet - Imma need you to not put those dirty toes anywhere near my lady garden BUT for some they LOVE the dirty feet scenario (each to their own naughty little secret).

Or what about Biology Search, where a student has started studying biology and she needs someone to show her what the parts of her body are and how they work.

I liked the idea of the Full Bodied adventure - it’s based on a wine tasting adventure that has a sexy twist, and don’t get me started on Horngry combining horny and hungry, with the couple getting it on whilst eating gyros. #idealfantasy

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There is nothing wrong with having your own desires and your own naughty little secrets, it’s empowering to discover what gets your mind stimulated so don’t be shy to Choose your own Adventure and enjoy yourself.

*not my buddy’s real name

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