A group of mums has revealed the strangest things they’ve heard while having sex in a hilarious online thread.
Taking to Mumsnet, the women spilled all the details about their awkward encounters in the bedroom while doing the deed.
While some of the stories were comical, others were just downright bizarre.
One woman revelaed that the man she was having sex with asked if he could “put match of the day on”, while another simply said "i'm a Tiger. Grrrrr".
Another woman had her own awkward moment when her partner failed to tell her they had an unwanted spectator in the room.
"’The baby's been staring at us for 5 mins’, Jolly good didn't think to mention that one straight away,” she said.
In one of the most bizarre stories, a woman said she got asked ‘where do you see this going?’ by a man she had just met in a nightclub one hour before they went home together.
“Leading up to the action he stopped and said 'is it bin day today?',” another person said.
“My new fella of 2 months asked me to pretend I was someone else,” a woman revealed.
One woman said her partner answered his phone while they were in the middle of doing the deed and another woman said her man actually answered a call from his ex-wife.
“When his best mate walked in the room, clocked what we were doing and instead of walking out goes on to ask my bf if he was going to the pub later,” another woman revealed.
And probably one of the most awkward comments was froma man who talked about the expiry of the breakfast items in the fridge.
“Those sausages need using up by Tuesday. Unbelievably I carried on, I was young and besotted,” she said.
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