Ladies (and gentlemen), if you have ever wanted to see Orlando Bloom naked, your prayers have been answered.
Dicks pics are coming.
While holidaying in Italy with girlfriend Katy Perry, Orlando has stripped off to go paddle boarding.
That's right, he actively REMOVED his shorts to go stand-up paddle boarding and there are pictures to prove it.
Meanwhile, Katy is just chilling on the front of the board without a care in world. We can all agree she is a lucky, lucky lady.
Waiting for the uncensored Orlando Bloom pics like pic.twitter.com/XwAzUWDLnO— Yahoo7 Be (@yahoo7be) August 4, 2016
*sees Orlando Bloom trending*— The Late Late Show (@latelateshow) August 3, 2016
*clicks on the trend* pic.twitter.com/n7TESl8TtK
Naturally the internet is now in meltdown because Orlando is naked and it is glorious.
Katy and Orlando have been dating since 2015 and are usually a lot more private about their relationship.
We are lost for words.
My thoughts on dem naked Orlando Bloom photos 🍑 pic.twitter.com/PuJn34vrnF— James Weir (@hellojamesweir) August 3, 2016
Me searching for uncensored pictures of Orlando Bloom pic.twitter.com/qgZtiwsW03— lahey (@dicaprio_irwin) August 3, 2016
Orlando Bloom could make world peace happen with this machine pic.twitter.com/Nrp1T4kwsq— roman (@RomanNavy) August 3, 2016
Show me the uncensored photos of Orlando Bloom. pic.twitter.com/Itecdr3bOn— Isabelle (@_HLoopsHi) August 3, 2016