When you're an entertainment reporter covering the country's most prestigious fashion event, what do you do?
Listen in on everyone's juicy conversations, of course!
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We put our ears to the ground during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Australia and certainly overheard some outrageous things in between shows and the hundreds of selfies.
"I've caught the fashion flu" -- one fashion fatigued star said at the after party.
"They're out of French [champagne]. We're leaving" -- another claimed when the champagne ran dry at the after party.
"I can't wait to crawl into bed and order pizza" -- How to avoid fashion fatigue? Carb loading.
"What the hell was that smell on the boat?" - A sound guy wasn't happy about the pong fumes on Camilla's jungle barge.
"Oh my god, I'm catching dumb..." -- Overheard in the media room. Ouch.
"Meet my dog...she's a lesbian!" -- The ultimate street style accessory is a well-dressed pooch!
"OH MY GOD the zipper just broke on my pants!" -- It's a fashion emergency, you guys!
"Glitter is the STD of the makeup world" -- Heard backstage pre-runway show.
"Oh my god, her face just does not move, does it?" -- when one serial frow-er took her seat next to the runway.
"Excuse me, but it seriously looks like your high heel is about to snap in half!" -- Fashionistas are a caring bunch.
"This outfit is so tight...it's It's going right up my...@$&!" -- A fashionista (accidentally) reveals the price you pay to wear designer clothes.
"I swear to God I just saw a lady wearing a blue bath towel as a dress!" -- Clearly this guy hasn't heard of the word 'FARSHUN'
"Have you heard Sydney might not even get a winter this year? That's major global warming...but it's hard to be sad about it when it's this sunny in May" -- This is what you talk about pre-show while waiting around in the unseasonably warm weather.
"It looks like you could blow her over" -- one attendee criticising 'skinny' models at the Maticevski show.
"Nobody eats here! What do you mean I can't get a burger on site?" -- Tully Smyth from Big Brother is getting hangry...
"I spent $50 at that place, and I'm still starving!" -- Tully Smyth, after finally finding food (obviously not enough...)
"It's the NBA playoffs are this week, so none of these shows better interfere with my watching schedule!" -- A cameraman who clearly isn't very FARSHUN minded.
"These shoes hurt my feet so much. I actually had to go and sit in the bathroom just now to take a rest.." -- Beauty is pain, my friend.
"I shoot street style...Wherever the show is, I go..." -- Travelling the world. Must be nice for some!
"Please remind me to put more effort into my outfit tomorrow...I feel so under-done!" -- It's all about the clothes you wear at Fashion Week, darlings!
"All these models literally all look the same!" -- another very confused cameraman walking around Carriageworks.
"Do you have any food?" -- Forget the fashion, it's all about what everyone's got to eat!
Keep up with all our coverage of Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Australia at yahoo7.com.au/mbfwa.