The most ridiculous things overheard at fashion week

Jessica Clark and Carly Williams
Yahoo7 Entertainment

When you're an entertainment reporter covering the country's most prestigious fashion event, what do you do?

Listen in on everyone's juicy conversations, of course!

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We put our ears to the ground during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Australia and certainly overheard some outrageous things in between shows and the hundreds of selfies.

You won't believe what we've overheard (so far!) at fashion week. Photo: Getty Images

"I've caught the fashion flu" -- one fashion fatigued star said at the after party.

"They're out of French [champagne]. We're leaving" -- another claimed when the champagne ran dry at the after party.

"I can't wait to crawl into bed and order pizza" -- How to avoid fashion fatigue? Carb loading.

"What the hell was that smell on the boat?" - A sound guy wasn't happy about the pong fumes on Camilla's jungle barge.

"Oh my god, I'm catching dumb..." -- Overheard in the media room. Ouch.

"Meet my dog...she's a lesbian!" -- The ultimate street style accessory is a well-dressed pooch!

"OH MY GOD the zipper just broke on my pants!" -- It's a fashion emergency, you guys!

"Glitter is the STD of the makeup world" -- Heard backstage pre-runway show.

"Oh my god, her face just does not move, does it?" -- when one serial frow-er took her seat next to the runway.

"Excuse me, but it seriously looks like your high heel is about to snap in half!" -- Fashionistas are a caring bunch.

"This outfit is so's It's going right up my...@$&!" -- A fashionista (accidentally) reveals the price you pay to wear designer clothes.

"I swear to God I just saw a lady wearing a blue bath towel as a dress!" -- Clearly this guy hasn't heard of the word 'FARSHUN'

"Have you heard Sydney might not even get a winter this year? That's major global warming...but it's hard to be sad about it when it's this sunny in May" -- This is what you talk about pre-show while waiting around in the unseasonably warm weather.

"It looks like you could blow her over" -- one attendee criticising 'skinny' models at the Maticevski show.

"Nobody eats here! What do you mean I can't get a burger on site?" -- Tully Smyth from Big Brother is getting hangry...

"I spent $50 at that place, and I'm still starving!" -- Tully Smyth, after finally finding food (obviously not enough...)

Big Brother star Tully Smyth just really wanted a burger! Photo: Instagram

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"It's the NBA playoffs are this week, so none of these shows better interfere with my watching schedule!" -- A cameraman who clearly isn't very FARSHUN minded.

"These shoes hurt my feet so much. I actually had to go and sit in the bathroom just now to take a rest.." -- Beauty is pain, my friend.

"I shoot street style...Wherever the show is, I go..." -- Travelling the world. Must be nice for some!

"Please remind me to put more effort into my outfit tomorrow...I feel so under-done!" -- It's all about the clothes you wear at Fashion Week, darlings!

"All these models literally all look the same!" -- another very confused cameraman walking around Carriageworks.

"Do you have any food?" -- Forget the fashion, it's all about what everyone's got to eat!

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