Ladies and gentlemen, it's time. Our wonderful friends at Forbes have done what is beyond the grasp of most people's mathematical comprehension (geniuses and accountants aside), and released their annual Highest Paid Actresses in TV list.
We are pleased to announce that everyone's favourite Columbian actress and party animal, Sofia Vergara, has topped the list for the third year in a row with a whopping reported annual earnings of $37 million.
Not only that, but the Modern Family actress actually beat out the Highest Paid Actor, Ashton Kutcher, who only earned a paltry $26 million in comparison for the same period.
Sofia earns a reported $375,000 per episode of the comedy TV show, but also makes a bunch of money from endorsements like Diet Pepsi.
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Add in the fact that she's a savvy businesswoman -- she launched her own perfume earlier this year and also is the co-founder of Latin World Entertainment, a talent management and marketing agency -- and voila, you have yourself the top spot on the list.
Check out the other spots on the list below (if you really care, because, let's face it, anything after first doesn't count).
1. Sofia Vergara, Modern Family - $37 million
2. Mariska Hargitay, Law and Order: Special Victims Unit - $13 million
3. Kaley Cuoco, The Big Bang Theory - $11 million
4. TIED Julianna Margulies, The Good Wife - $10 million; Ellen Pompeo, Grey's Anatomy - $10 million; Cobie Smulders, How I Met Your Mother - $10 million
5. Alyson Hannigan, How I Met Your Mother - $9.5 million
6. Amy Poehler, Parks and Recreation - $7 million
7. Mindy Kaling, The Mindy Project - $6.5 million
8. TIED Kerry Washington, Scandal - $6 million; Zooey Deschanel, The New Girl - $6 million; Courteney Cox, Cougar Town - $6 million
9. Clare Danes, Homeland - $5 million
10. Lena Dunham, Girls - $3.5 million