You can find just about anything on eBay; from unwanted brussels sprouts to a ghost in a jar, but this woman’s item comes with a somewhat incredible backstory.
Laura is selling her 1.35 carat engagement ring and penned a lengthy, and cleverly written description of exactly why she has to give it up.
It starts (as all stories of this nature do), with her growing suspicious of her fiancé.
“So, you know when you're engaged to be married and then suddenly your fiance starts spending a little too much time with his friend, Brad?” she says.
“And you're like, 'Hey, it's okay, Brad's a great guy. He's pretty buff and he's a laugh and his fashion sense is amazing.'
“So then your fiance starts not coming home at night because he and Brad had a 'wild one' and he comes back walking a little bit like John Wayne at 4pm the next day and you think 'Wow! It must have been a wild one since he can't walk straight anymore. They must have had a lot of good, clean fun together.'”
Yep, you guessed it; the fun wasn’t all that clean.
Sadly for Laura, she’d already bought a house and a dog with her husband-to-be, and she’s still living with him because she doesn’t have enough money to get out.
What she does have though, is “a rock the size of Gibraltar on my finger”, which she’s now trying to pawn off.
“The ring is beautiful,” she says, “I mean, Brad probably picked it as he has great taste.”
“But it just reminds me of my failure to grow a penis so I'd like to sell it so I can start my life again.”
Well, it’s going for just under $8K if you’re interested! Or read her full post below: