Neighbour writes hilarious note to couple having 'loud sex'

A note written by someone who is most definitely sleep deprived, has gone viral after they outed their noisy neighbours for having "loud sex" in the most brutal (but hilarious) way.

The anonymous hand-written plea tells the recipient very clearly that they need to keep their "murder screams" down.

"To the couple who frequently has loud sex," the note reads, starting innocently enough. "Sex is great. But your murder screams echo throughout my apartment all through the long day/night."

The rib-tickling note goes on to congratulate the neighbours for having a "super active sex life" before blasting them with some friendly "advice."

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"To the lady, moans are nice..." it says, before suggesting she try "deep sighs."

Then the scathing scrawl really lets loose, saying the recommended alternative "lets your man know he's doing a good job without it sounding like zombies are invading your apartment."

OUCH.

But the real kicker was the writer's input for the man.

"Your woman is aggressively loud and probably faking it," it said. "FINISH HER!"

Oh Em Gee. Talk about cringe.

It's no wonder the note, which was shared on Reddit, has gone global. It's just so relatable.

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